
Chapter 30, Eddard
Summary
The knight that died on the tourney was one of the Ned Stark informers, ex-squire to Jon Arryn. Ser Barristan and Ned discuss his untimely demise. Ned is afraid that his interest in the boy might have been the cause of his death. Both Ned and Barristango to visit King in his tent. Robert intends to go fight in a melee, but his struggling with putting on the armor, it’s too small for him. Ned and Barristan talk him out of participating in the event explaining that no one would care to strike the king. Robert is miserable, he tells Ned how much he hates being a king and hopes that with his help everything will be better.
The second day of the joust. There are four competitors left. Jaime Lannister, Loras Tyrell and two Clegane brothers, Sandor and Gregor. First ones to compete are Kingslayer and Hound. Littlefinger bets on the Lannister, but the Hound is victorious. In the second joust Loras unhorses Ser Gregor, using a trick - his mare is in heat, which makes Clegane’s horse impossible to control. The Mountain gets mad after being defeated and in blind rage tries to kill Loras. The Hound stops him. Two brothers start to fight. They are both stopped by Robert and his guards.
After the tourney Ned is visited by Varys. The master of whispers comes to the Tower of The Hand in disguise and brings disturbing news. Lannisters planned to kill Robert in the melee. Varys informs Ned that he trusts him now and reveals a couple of secrets. Jon Arryn was poisoned with Tears of Lys and his squire was indeed killed on purpose.
Quotes
Gently Ned covered the boy with his cloak, a bloodstained bit of blue bordered in crescent moons. When his mother asked why her son was dead, he reflected bitterly, they would tell her he had fought to honor the King’s Hand, Eddard Stark.
“You’re too fat for your armor, Robert.”
Robert Baratheontook a long swallow of beer, tossed the empty horn onto his sleeping furs, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and said darkly, “Fat? Fat, is it? Is that how you speak to your king?” He let go his laughter, sudden as a storm. “Ah, damn you, Ned, why are you always right?”
“Look at me, Ned. Look at what kinging has done to me. Gods, too fat for my armor, how did it ever come to this?”
“Jon despaired of me often enough, yet I grew into a good king.” Robert looked at Ned and scowled at his silence. “You might speak up and agree now, you know.”
“Your Grace…” Ned began, carefully.
Robert slapped Ned on the back. “Ah, say that I’m a better king than Aerys and be done withit. You never could lie for love nor honor, Ned Stark. I’m still young, and now that you’re here with me, things will be different. We’ll make this a reign to sing of, and damn the Lannisters to seven hells.”
“She forbade him to fight, in front of his brother, his knights, and half the court. Tell me truly, do you know any surer way to force King Robert into the melee? I ask you.”
Ned had a sick feeling in his gut. The eunuch had hit upon a truth; tell Robert Baratheon he could not, should not, or must not do a thing, and it was as good as done.
“If a day should come when Cersei whispers, ‘Kill that man,’ Ilyn Payne will snick my head off in a twinkling, and who will mourn poor Varys then? But you, Lord Stark… I think… no, I know… he would not kill you, not even for his queen, and there may lie our salvation.”
Commentary
Very touching and revealing chapter. First we’re watching Ned mourn the death of a young knight, the one he was supposed to question about Jon Arryn. Ned is afraid that Lannistersgot to him because they were afraid of what he could have said. He also blames himself for his death because of the “Tourney of the Hand”, feels like the boy sacrificed his life for his amusement.
Later we see very moving scene between two old friends. Robert finally opens before Ned and pours out everything that is hurting him. He hates being a king, he hates his wife and he doesn’t love his children. He’s trapped in a golden cage and he’s painfully aware of that. “Gods, too fat for my armor, how did it ever come to this?” - those words say enough.
There is a spark of hope though. Robert says that with Ned at his side things will be different. He *wants* to fix things and with Ned’s honest (You’re too fat for your armor, Robert) advice he believes he still can become a good king.
Second part of this chapter is continuation of the toruney and while most readers would focus on lances and horses, the keen eye will catch the shout that reveals first lie of Lord Petyr Baelish. Littlefinger told Cat that Tyrion won the dagger by betting against Jaime on the previous tourney. Lord Renly reveals that to be a lie saying, after Hound unhorsed the Kingslayer, that he wishes that Tyrion was here as he would have won twice the prize. This confirms what Tyrion said earlier, that he never bets against his family. Littlefinger lied. This information is twice disturbing as we know that Catelyn already acted on the false advice and captured Tyrion as the would-be killer.
This long chapter closes with the visit of Varys, who claims that he finally believes that Ned is King’s true friend and that he can be trusted. He reveals a number of secrets, confirming Lannister involvement in the threat to Robert and the kingdom. Varys seems to be on King’s side in this whole mess, but is it really the case? Who can tell…